Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Week 4: Dinosaurs, Premarital Sex, End Times, and Other Religions

It continues to baffle me why they'd give such short shrift to the topics their members think are most important.  This week, they've given a quarter-sermon each, split up between two preachers, to topics that easily warrant a sermon each, if not a whole sermon series each. 

I. Dinosaurs:
The dinosaurs segment opens with a reasonably sound casting of the various ways different Christians think about origins into four broad categories (though, obviously, the categories as presented leave out vast tracts of Christendom; there are as many Christianities as there are Christians):
1 - Young Earth Creationists think that the days of creation presented in Genesis represent literal 24 hour periods, and that the universe is roughly 6,000 years old.
2 - Day Age Theorists think that the days of creation in Genesis represent potentially vast tracts of time.  They believe in an old universe/creation, but otherwise consider the Genesis account of creation factually reliable.
3 - Theistic Evolutionists believe that the facts of origins are exactly in line with known scientific fact, including a universe and an Earth billions of years old, and an evolutionary origin of life.  They graft onto science the belief that Jehovah guided evolution to give rise to humanity.
4 - Literary Framework Theorists claim that Genesis ought be read in a largely metaphoric light, that it addresses why & who made the universe, but not when and how. 
The preacher, Dan, claims that Literary Framework Theorists find the evidence presented by both the Young Earth Creationists and actual scientists inadequate, but many theistic evolutionists also fall into this category; they read Genesis metaphorically and understand scientific fact.  The thrust of the sermon is to downplay the importance of these distinctions, to refocus Christianity away from origins, and instead on Christ.  He goes on to incorrectly posit that all things that have a beginning must also have a creator.
Questions of the origins of the universe, of the Earth, of life are both important and directly addressable with evidence.  Simply by counting rings of trees, we can demonstrate that life on Earth is over 10,000 years old.  By looking at the annual layers in permafrost (which work much like tree rings do), we can demonstrate that the polar ice caps are hundreds of thousands of years old.  By looking at the speed of light and the distance of other galaxies we can demonstrate that the universe is billions of years old.  And by looking at the DNA of life on Earth we can demonstrate a shared ancestry, a single family tree tying us all to a common ancestor. 
But the Bible doesn't point to any of that.  The origins answers presented there directly contradict observable fact.  Dan says later in this sermon that it's important to think of how the authors thought about what they were writing, not just to read their words through our 21st century eyes.  And the authors of the Bible had no idea that the Earth is old, no idea that all life shares a common ancestry.  They hadn't even realized that the Earth is a spheroid and not flat (it's usually presented as rectilinear, as in Isaiah 11:12[1]).  The presumption of a flat Earth underneath a dome (referred to in the Bible as the firmament), with heaven on the other side of the dome permeates several Bible stories, including the Flood story, where Jehovah opens up physical doors in the firmament letting water pour through, and the Babel story, where Jehovah is afraid that people will build a tower high enough that they can reach heaven. 
This continues into the New Testament, into the stories of Jesus Christ.  First, the Devil takes Christ to the top of a very high mountain, from which they can see all the kingdoms of the Earth.  This only works on a flat Earth; on a sphere it’s impossible.  But more critically, it’s a fundamental part of the story of Christ’s final miracle.  The Bible claims that Jesus Christ, after living the life around which the entire history of the human species revolves, levitated up from this flat Earth into the physical plane of existence physically above this Earth, to Heaven.  The author of this portion of the book of John wrote the story this way because he believed the earth to be flat, and directly, physically located beneath a literal, physical Heaven. 
Once you acknowledge that the Earth is a sphere the story falls apart as any kind of literal historical event.  What could possibly have occurred?  Was Jesus Christ standing on a hill, saying goodbye to some of his followers, then taken up toward outer space?  Why?  The contemporary Christian conceptualization of Jehovah is no more or less present in outer space than on a hill in Judea.  Neither is the contemporary Christian conceptualization of Heaven some other planet Christ can be said to have flown to.  Did he vanish, fade into some other Heavenly dimension once he was beyond the clouds?  That’s directly contrary to the way the author and all readers for thousands of years understood the story.  Besides that, it makes no sense.  If he just faded into a Heavenly dimension once he got past the clouds, why ascend at all?  Why not merely vanish?  To make a more impressive final miracle?  Christians cannot credibly claim in one moment that Jesus Christ was not merely a true historical figure, a man who actually existed, but was, in fact, the purest physical manifestation of Truth itself in all history: objective reality itself distilled into physical form and given a pulse, and then in the next moment, claim that his final act on Earth was a willful deception of everyone present and millions of readers thereafter about the fundamental nature of the universe… for the sake of a cheap publicity stunt.

II. Premarital Sex
Mike Breaux presents this section of the sermon.  His position is that the only Jehovah approved sexual activity occurs within a heterosexual marriage that lasts a lifetime, and that sexual intercourse fuses the souls of the participants.  He presents a quote from an author stating that people who are happy with sex outside those bounds are “severely emotionally dysfunctional”.

As I have no evidence to point to that indicates the existence of a soul, I feel like any position I could generate on his sex fuses souls hypothesis would be purely fictional.  Much like the position itself.  A couple of weeks ago, in this sermon series, Jon Weece spoke very highly of his marriage.  And I’m happy to take him at his word.  He seems to have found, in marriage, a deep source of ongoing emotional and social dividends.  Which is obviously wonderful.  But it’s unconscionably dismissive of him then and of Mike today to suggest that that’s how all marriages turn out, even among dedicated Christians.  And, equally, that the only way to find that is within a marriage.  Marriage is a miserable, rotting sort of experience for many, many people.  And many, many people find relationships, including relationships with a sexual component, outside of marriage profoundly rewarding.  Which in no way makes them “severely emotionally dysfunctional”.  People for whom monogamous marriage works should work to be in a monogamous marriage.  Other people should not.  The human experience is far to complex and diverse for their one-size-fits all solution to be in everyone’s best interests.
Further, the Jehovah of the Bible does not share Mike’s stance that monogamous life-long marriage is the only valid outlet for human sexuality.  See Figure 1 for a few of the various types of marriages presented in the Bible.

III.  End Times
Dan’s position on the end times strikes me as, among the Christian alternatives, fairly reasonable.  I’d very loosely paraphrase it as “we can’t possibly know when the Second Coming will occur – live well today; it may be your last, or you may live another hundred years.”  Being explicitly aware that the second coming may not happen in your (possibly long) lifetime is a good start. 
“For the Son of Man is going to come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and will then repay every man according to his deeds. Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom. (Matthew 16: 27, 28)
Here, in the Gospel of Matthew, Jesus Christ claims that some of his audience will live to see the second coming.  They’ve all been dead for millennia.  These stories were written by people centuries before anyone realized that the Earth is a sphere.  They are demonstrably fictional.  There is no magical Jehovahn cavalry coming to right the world, and it’s irresponsible to behave otherwise.  If we want a better world, we’ll have to build it ourselves.

IV.  Other Religions
This sermon series is entitled “You asked for it”.  Southland’s members asked for a sermon addressing other world religions.  They didn’t get it.  Mike Breaux’s treatment of the subject of the entire spectrum of all world religions lasts for less than three minutes.
He makes two points.  First, he quotes the Gospel of John, in support of the correct position that Christianity treats the figure of Jesus Christ differently than any other world religion:
Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.” (John 14:6)
Then he divides all world religions in to two categories, those that require human acts to placate an angry god/God/gods (not Christianity) and those founded on faith in already-enacted salvation through Jesus Christ (Christianity alone).
Members of any religion could describe what sets their religion apart from all the others.  They could succeed, as Mike does here for Christianity, in painting those differences in a positive light for their respective religions.  But each of those presentations would, like Mike’s treatment of Christianity, lack the support of external evidence.  Christians can claim that Jesus Christ is the Messiah, and Jews can claim that he isn’t; Muslims can claim that Mohammed is the last true prophet, and Mormons can cite Joseph Smith as a more recent one.  Hindus can tell stories about Shiva, Vishnu, and Shakti, while Nordic believers spoke of Odin, and Loki, and Thor, and Greeks spoke of Zeus, Hades, and Apollo.  In the absence of evidence, regardless of the details that endear a particular faith to a given believer, this is all just competitive fiction, spinning of myth.

Next week the sermon will be glossing over Interracial Marriage, Secular Culture, Gender Roles, and Suicide.  I’m sure I’ll come up with something to say.



[1] “Four corners of the Earth” wasn’t just a figure of speech when this verse was written; it became a figure of speech because it’s in the Bible.

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